Bad Bartender

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Contrary to popular belief, it takes a lot to be a good bartender. And as anyone who has ever been to a bar knows, there are some big differences between good bartenders and bad bartenders. So what are these differences?

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Good Bartender
  1. A good bartender knows his regulars by name.
  2. A good bartender can take multiple orders at once.
  3. A good bartender knows how to mix a plethora of drinks.
  4. A good bartender spends their time moving around the bar, not playing favorites.
  5. A good bartender makes sure their customers’ drinks are never empty for long.
  6. A good bartender makes sure their bar is clean.
  7. A good bartender never over serves and knows the signs of intoxication.
  8. A good bartender takes pride in their work.
Bad Bartender
  1. A bad bartender never remembers anyone’s name.
  2. A bad bartender is easily overwhelmed and often messes up orders.
  3. A bad bartender does not know how to mix drinks and often has to step away to look up drink recipes.
  4. A bad bartender plays favorites and often neglects guests.
  5. A bad bartender takes their time to refill drinks.
  6. A bad bartender lets their bar accumulate clutter, including empty glasses, napkins, and other trash.
  7. A bad bartender does not know how to spot the signs of intoxication.
  8. A bad bartender just bartends to receive a paycheck.

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I’ve been reading Waiter Rant and the good Waiter has posted a couple of good articles: 50 Signs You’re Working in a Bad Restaurant and 50 Signs You Might be An Asshole Customer. These posts inspired me to write one for bartenders, since I’ve worked with more bad bartenders than good ones. Your not a bad bartender if only a few of these apply, but you might want to think about modifying.

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